I just realised that whenever I write posts on the iPad I end up writing freaking novels! So apology on advantage! Here are some pretty bad ass and fucking fabulous white doves to make up for it! Enjoy!
Friday, May 31, 2013
Day off
Hi guys!
Today have been one of the first "real" days off. I haven't had any classes, and I could sleep in, something I have been looking forward to! Today our exam time starts in high school, so we get about a month off where we are reading up on the different exam subjects, and take exams.
That sort of "holiday is also in the "ground school", for the ones who are leaving it. The last day of school for the consists of dressing up in silly costumes, organising activities for the other pupils, and at the end of the day, throwing caramels on them! On most schools the class(es) arrange kind of a show, to say goodbye and thank or humiliate their teachers.
Since I didn't have classes, and the 4 other girls from my old school who goes to my high school didn't as well, we decided to visit our old school, say hello to our old teachers and watch the show the classes had created. The one we did last year was really good, and we honestly didn't think the show the classes had made could surpass ours ;-)
After a chat with some of our old teachers, and having watched the show - we split up and went home. I rode my bike (yes, I actually use my bike from time to time...) home, grabbed a bag and my wallet and headed for the home of Helene and Sara, with whom I was going to Aarhus with. We ate a quick lunch, and caught the bus in good time, for once ;-)
We shopped around in Aarhus and had a great time! After we had been to the first store, I didn't bother taking my shoes off and putting them on every time I had to try something on, so I ended up just stuffing them in my bag, and going barefooted. It was more than warm enough to do it, but I still got quite a lot of weird looks for walking around without shoes. It sort of made me laugh, but I didn't mind people staring.
We went to H&M and H&M DIVIDED, and I ended up buying a bikini top for sunbathing (not the ones I had looked at, at the web shop though), two loose tops and an army green summer dress thingy thing! I also bought two sort of freaky eyeliners,many ended up getting four pieces of free cosmetics from GOSH, no idea why?? Not that I am complaining ;-) the girls bought some shorts, 3/4 pants, and a dress. I will try to remember to post a picture of what I bought (fuck, this is NOT going to turn into some sort of fucking "fashion blog", then shoot me down!).
After running around in the mall - NOTE! I didn't even go into Glitter (accessory shop) this time! I am proud of myself! - we went to McD. I must shamefully admit it, but we did. The only thing we got was a McFlurry each, with Twix and Snickers, I swear they are heaven! When we go shopping in the summer, we sometimes go and get ice cream, and it just happen to be a McFlurry this time! It was good though really good!
When we were ordering, we stood there, thinking that we had seen the cashier before. We waited a bit in line, talking lowly about who he was, and where we had seen him before, aside from the fact that we had seen him working there before. When we got to order, Sara and I stepped a bit away to make room for others. I don't remember who said it, but one of us came up with the fact that we had seen this guy in a TV-show! There is this program called something along the lines of "Man of the day", where, traditionally, a bunch of girls have to choose if they want to go on a date with a certain man. The edition we had seen or cashier in, was with gay guys though. It was quite hard not to laugh our asses off, when we actually found out who he was, and we were kind of hyped about it for some time.
After I got home, I just chilled out in the garden, and my father made me a drink, it was bloody lovely! I got to play with my dog, read a bit and just relax. Even though I haven't really been up early, I just felt smashed! After dinner, which I grilled - woop! - I had to make a certain cake for my sister, who we are going to visit tomorrow. She lives about 3 hours car drive away, and we are going to celebrate her and my dad (who both had their birthdays yesterday), and me a little bit. She has requested my special cake, and I have of course made it for her! I am that good of a sister! ;-)
I am literally falling asleep over the iPad, so I am going to cut it here! See ya guys!
Thursday, May 30, 2013
Diet
Hi guys!
I am not going to bore you to pieces with this subject, because I feel like I could write about it for years! But I was browsing 9gag, and I found a picture that describes how I feel the junk food reacts every damn time I try to keep up a diet;
Not that I eat a lot of junk-food - but I just feel that this is SO accurate!
I am not going to bore you to pieces with this subject, because I feel like I could write about it for years! But I was browsing 9gag, and I found a picture that describes how I feel the junk food reacts every damn time I try to keep up a diet;
Not that I eat a lot of junk-food - but I just feel that this is SO accurate!
Wednesday, May 29, 2013
Hi there
If you are new here, I am going to write a small introduction about me, to you. I have done this before, but I feel like doing it again. So; let's go!
Hi!
My name is Kristine, some call me Kris, and I am 17 years old. I go to high school on a biotechnological study line, and I have no clue what I want to do afterwards. I live with my parents, and I have three "half" siblings, though I prefer to refer to them as "bonus".. At least two of them.. I sometimes have issues with my oldest brother, he is trying to act as a father, and when he does that it honestly pisses me off! My siblings are quite a lot older than me, my sister is 11 years older than me (turning 28), my youngest brother is 15 years older than me (turning 32) and my oldest brother is 20 years older than me (turning 37).
That also means that my parents are quite old. My mom is from 1960 so she is turning 53 this year, and my father being 9 years older than her, makes him turn 62 years at the end of the month. I'll have to admit that when I was younger it sort of bothered me that my parents were sometimes more than 10 years older than the parents of my classmates. It doesn't bother me anymore, thought one of my biggest fears does include my parents age, because I am scared that my parents die before I get to show them what I can achieve in life, or that they might get Alzheimer and forget who I am (that is the reason why I force my parents to eat fish, I heard that that is good!).
Hi!
My name is Kristine, some call me Kris, and I am 17 years old. I go to high school on a biotechnological study line, and I have no clue what I want to do afterwards. I live with my parents, and I have three "half" siblings, though I prefer to refer to them as "bonus".. At least two of them.. I sometimes have issues with my oldest brother, he is trying to act as a father, and when he does that it honestly pisses me off! My siblings are quite a lot older than me, my sister is 11 years older than me (turning 28), my youngest brother is 15 years older than me (turning 32) and my oldest brother is 20 years older than me (turning 37).
That also means that my parents are quite old. My mom is from 1960 so she is turning 53 this year, and my father being 9 years older than her, makes him turn 62 years at the end of the month. I'll have to admit that when I was younger it sort of bothered me that my parents were sometimes more than 10 years older than the parents of my classmates. It doesn't bother me anymore, thought one of my biggest fears does include my parents age, because I am scared that my parents die before I get to show them what I can achieve in life, or that they might get Alzheimer and forget who I am (that is the reason why I force my parents to eat fish, I heard that that is good!).
I sometimes sort of "suffer" from extremely low self esteem, and I do on some days just end up sitting in a corner bitching about myself. And being the slob that I am, I never do anything about it. I have weird ways of dealing with my sad mood. I used to call it sort of a small depression, but I don't think that I have the rights to call it that. After all, it feels like it is just me being a wuss about myself.
As mentioned I go to high school. I'll be done in two years, and that thought honestly scares a little, because I don't know what I want to do afterwards. Starting in high school changed a lot of things in my life; I didn't get bullied, people actually cared about me, I got to choose which subjects I wanted to study - and school didn't suck complete ass! Starting in high school has definitely been one of the best things ever! I got to keep my best friends from ground school, and made a bunch of new ones!
I am a very social person, and you will also find me quite outgoing. I sort of live by the "motto"; "This is me. Let them bitch about it!". I do a lot of weird things, and sometimes people find me extremely socially awkward, but it is quite hard to embarrass me on that point. One of my friends have said that awkward silence doesn't exist around me, and I guess that is a good thing, eh? ;-)
As mentioned, I like to be weird. I love to dance around without a care of what others think of me. My often carefree attitude sometimes make people dislike me, I honestly don't know why - but hey! Whatever floats their goat! (yes, goat not boat..) I know that the people who stick with me, even though I am being weird, are keepers ;-) Gladly I have some friends who are close to just as weird as me, and as long as we keep it the good weird, I think we will be okay. I have had "friends" who have turned their back on me, but then I luckily had my real ones!
If you want to know anything about my looks, it's simple. I am 175 (176?) cm tall, definitely curvy (a little chubby, if to say myself - a thing my girl friends kill me over every time I say it.. A pretty much the reason for my low self esteem), I have blue eyes, blond hair and a fuckload of "beauty-marks" and birthmarks. Not much special about me really.. But due to my (honestly - high amount of) body fat, I have quite... Big boobs, let's just put it like that, shall we? ;-) hahahaha, ahhhh shame on me! ;-)
This is sort of turning into a novel, but I don't care!
I have learned, and been told by friends, that when I start liking something (or someone) I might get a little obsessed sometimes. I have always denied to be one of those teenage girls who would freak out if they are exposed to what ever they liked... But I sort of see the resemblance, sometimes! Luckily I never get super obsessed, but if it is a band or a singer, I often buy their record and learn all the songs by heart in a few days. So hopefully it isn't that bad, I feel so ashamed whenever I catch myself in the act of obsessing - shame.
My friends mean everything to me. They are my rocks when I freak out over something silly, they are the ones I can always talk to - even when I feel like I can't trust my parents or if I just have to get something of my chest. My best friends have been with me since 2nd grade, and went through the bullying with me, and they were there to pick me up, every time I had been kicked down. I have made some new amazing friends in high school, and they are just everything! My friends always knows how to make me smile, and I love them more than anything - and I will protect them with all my power.
I am a late night owl. It is almost eleven, I need to be up at half past six - and yet here I am, writing about myself on my blog - sigh! I like to party with my friends, but I have never been so drunk that I couldn't remember what I had done the day before - and I do most definitely take pride in that. I still don't get hangover, I haven't ruined my body that much yet - luckily! My brothers have done extremely stupid things being drunk but my sister was almost in a self chosen social exile when it comes to party - so I am hoping to be able to balance myself on a golden middle way!
I started out my blog as a kind of free space to express myself and to write about whatever the fuck I wanted. I have often written about extremely weird things, and posting weird pictures. That is just what this blog is, and has been. Sometimes I write about something important for me, or something I need to get out off my system and off my chest - and then my friends who read this blog sometimes react to it, and it is honestly so much easier than to sit down and tell someone about what I am feeling, here it just gets posted, and then it is out!
If you actually made to here in reading, I am proud of you! You are awesome! - and also thank you for reading my mindless blabbering! I love all of you who take time out of your day to actually read the things I have worked on and often put quite some thought in. I love you guys - and I will stop it here before it all gets way to cheesy!
- Kristine
Camping
Hi guys!
My friend Helene (she has been introduced before, you might remember her) and I are planning a short cycling/camping holiday. It will be in the first week after we have finished our exams and "end of term" tests. I have to go to one exam, while Helene, that lucky girl, doesn't have any. We both have some term tests, but as soon as they are over, we are going to take off for a little island called Hjarnø.
So far we are planning a either 3 or 4 days stay, depending on our mood, the weather and the economy ;-) We are going to be dropped of at a bigger city nearby, shop at a grocery store for our trip, and then ride off to the ferry that sails to the island. We might stop at a small castle on the way, it has apparently got an oak tree that is thousands and thousands of years old - so we might just stop to see that.
On the island itself, there isn't really that much to see, but we are going to ride around the island, and maybe even walk around it - who knows? We are going to stay at a campsite, where we will rent a small hut, so that we wont be isolated in a tent if it starts to rain. The hut is about 6 square-meters, so we will get close to each other, haha! Helene is also going with me and my parents to Ireland (Dublin) in the fall, so it will be sort of a practice for staying in the same room for a whole week ;-)
It is not going to matter how the weather is, we have decided that we are going to go swimming! We love swimming in the ocean, and I have read that some of the beaches should be amazing! There are some of the oldest and most well preserved graves from the times of the danish vikings, and I really want to go an see that. Maybe it isn't really much, but I think it will be good! Talking of going to the beach I mentioned for Helene that I might wanted to be a social douchebag and lay a bit in the sun one of the days, and luckily she feels the same way! - Sunbathing (of course in a responsible way, sun-blocker and not in the "dangerous hours") here we come!
We are both generally really excited to go, both to get away from the school and stress, and to get some girly time! It sounds cheesy as fuck, but it is like we have some catching up to do! Since Christmas last year (duh!) Helene and I have been on different classes (something we haven't since 2nd grade!), and since we don't go to class together anymore, I sometimes feel the need to just spend time with ma guurl! Haha, I am sooo looking forward to this, I am sure it will be epic!
Monday, May 27, 2013
Bikinis
Hi guys!
Okay, I feel so pop, and ew, and I don't even know.. But I have had German in this lesson, and since this is the last lesson in the year - and I am done correcting my essay and stuff, I am honestly doing nothing - so I started browsing for bikinis on H&M's website.
I need a bikini top to just sunbath in, because (and not to brag anything, because it can be really unhandy) I honestly have too big boobs to wear a strapless bikini to the beach, and go swim in it. I have a really good bikini, it is one of those "luxurious bikinis" from Change - and it was honestly quite expensive, so I found some witch are really affordable!
If any of you are wondering, no I do not get paid to advertise any sides or anything, I just need to write something, and this is what it happens to be! Here are the two bikinis I have found, they are the same model, so I just have to figure out witch one of the colors I want ;-) The price for this lovely bikini-top is; 17,19 USD, 11,36 GBP and 13,28 EUR.
Friday I am going to visit my old school, and the teachers, with the fours others on my high school who have gone there. Afterwards Helene and I are going to take the bus to the nearest bigger city, where we will, among other stuff, go looking for these babies! I will further more look for some summer dresses, and it sounded like Helene also had her eyes on something. I am looking forward to it!
Okay, I feel so pop, and ew, and I don't even know.. But I have had German in this lesson, and since this is the last lesson in the year - and I am done correcting my essay and stuff, I am honestly doing nothing - so I started browsing for bikinis on H&M's website.
I need a bikini top to just sunbath in, because (and not to brag anything, because it can be really unhandy) I honestly have too big boobs to wear a strapless bikini to the beach, and go swim in it. I have a really good bikini, it is one of those "luxurious bikinis" from Change - and it was honestly quite expensive, so I found some witch are really affordable!
If any of you are wondering, no I do not get paid to advertise any sides or anything, I just need to write something, and this is what it happens to be! Here are the two bikinis I have found, they are the same model, so I just have to figure out witch one of the colors I want ;-) The price for this lovely bikini-top is; 17,19 USD, 11,36 GBP and 13,28 EUR.
Friday I am going to visit my old school, and the teachers, with the fours others on my high school who have gone there. Afterwards Helene and I are going to take the bus to the nearest bigger city, where we will, among other stuff, go looking for these babies! I will further more look for some summer dresses, and it sounded like Helene also had her eyes on something. I am looking forward to it!
I NEED THESE
Hi guys!
I went browsing on DFTBA's website because my friend Helene mentioned Charlie McDonnell's newest video The Tea Chronicles, and Charlie's "brand" Qualitea. I googled the brand, and found out that Charlie made a Qualitea t-shirt! I went further browsing, and found some shirts that I honestly feel like I HAVE to have - I love them, they are SO. FUCKING. AWESOME! Well, here are some of the shirts I have fallen in love with, I better start saving up some money!
I went browsing on DFTBA's website because my friend Helene mentioned Charlie McDonnell's newest video The Tea Chronicles, and Charlie's "brand" Qualitea. I googled the brand, and found out that Charlie made a Qualitea t-shirt! I went further browsing, and found some shirts that I honestly feel like I HAVE to have - I love them, they are SO. FUCKING. AWESOME! Well, here are some of the shirts I have fallen in love with, I better start saving up some money!
Thursday, May 23, 2013
RayBan bitch
Hi guys!
For my birthday, my mother bought me a pair of RayBan sunglasses, which I have wished for for a very long time. Before I got these sunglasses, I have mostly used glasses that are like - crap. You know, the sort of glasses from the dollar store and Tiger store, stuff like that ;-)
I really like these glasses, and even though they are quite fucking mainstream, this design isn't quite as popular and outspread, in fact it was the only pair in the entire store - so I don't feel quite as mainstream and just going with the flow-ish. It is not that I want to be hipster and shait like that, but on the other hand I don't like just going with the flow. I like to just express myself (oh God, this sounds so fucking lame!) so I love that these glasses aren't just like all the other RayBan glasses.
This was short, I have English class, where I have to go to an annual test thing at the end of this school year, so we are going through all f the grammar we have learned throughout the year. This is honestly boring as fuck, because I know my grammar, not to brag or to be arrogant, but this is just so fucking boring that I might die. Back to school work, see ya later! ;-)
Life hack pills
Hi guys!
So - I am interested, which of these pills would you choose? And why?
I think I would choose the green pill, for the simple reason that I would love to be able to fly, I think I would love it! And 3 times a day? That sounds something like heaven to me ;-)
So - I am interested, which of these pills would you choose? And why?
I think I would choose the green pill, for the simple reason that I would love to be able to fly, I think I would love it! And 3 times a day? That sounds something like heaven to me ;-)
Wednesday, May 22, 2013
Hi guys!
I am on instagram, and if you feel like following me, or again - just want to stalk me in a more casual way the link is here: instagram.com/ulbjerg
I tend to abuse instagram and it's lovely effects, but I try to keep it simple and not totally overdo it. Though, I am in that, mostly nonsuccessive. To weight that up I never do the "classic" poses or wear a fuck load of make up. I like to act silly and just take pictures whenever the fuck I want ;-)
A thing I seriously don't understand is how people get "instagram famous"?! I mean, how the fuck?! I understand that people who might be fucking hot, get a lot of likes or celebrities have lot of fans already - but how someone completely unknown suddenly get thousands of followers and fans - I just don't get it?
It is not that I am jealous or envy these people because I get by, just fine, posting my photos to the about 60 followers I have. I don't even understand how I got those followers, so the people with practically millions of people baffles me! I read in the newspaper that a boy from my country, who was "instagram famous", got signed by a record label - JUST BECAUSE HE WAS POPULAR IN INSTAGRAM? I MEAN LIKE, WHAAAA?!
Okay, calming down now.. But seriously, it is soo weird. Also those sort of "robots"? The profiles who likes your pictures but has nothing on their pages than advertisement and adds? They sort of confuse me ass well. I don't know how they function, if it is actually people who control them, or it just is some sort of spam robot that just roams the pages?
I update my page from my iPhone 5, so the pictures are actually okay. It isn't a quality that is high as fuck, but they are okay, even on a bigger scale. On my page (if you ever choose to stalk me there) you will mostly find selfies. Yes, selfies. I am terrible at taking a lot of selfies and shamelessly posting them on instagram. I don't really know a lot of people who have a profile there, s it is kind of liberating just to post all my shit there. Admitted, far from all of my photos are actually good, or at least acceptable - but they are there now and that is it.
End of this post, with no meaning whatsoever.
I am on instagram, and if you feel like following me, or again - just want to stalk me in a more casual way the link is here: instagram.com/ulbjerg
I tend to abuse instagram and it's lovely effects, but I try to keep it simple and not totally overdo it. Though, I am in that, mostly nonsuccessive. To weight that up I never do the "classic" poses or wear a fuck load of make up. I like to act silly and just take pictures whenever the fuck I want ;-)
A thing I seriously don't understand is how people get "instagram famous"?! I mean, how the fuck?! I understand that people who might be fucking hot, get a lot of likes or celebrities have lot of fans already - but how someone completely unknown suddenly get thousands of followers and fans - I just don't get it?
It is not that I am jealous or envy these people because I get by, just fine, posting my photos to the about 60 followers I have. I don't even understand how I got those followers, so the people with practically millions of people baffles me! I read in the newspaper that a boy from my country, who was "instagram famous", got signed by a record label - JUST BECAUSE HE WAS POPULAR IN INSTAGRAM? I MEAN LIKE, WHAAAA?!
Okay, calming down now.. But seriously, it is soo weird. Also those sort of "robots"? The profiles who likes your pictures but has nothing on their pages than advertisement and adds? They sort of confuse me ass well. I don't know how they function, if it is actually people who control them, or it just is some sort of spam robot that just roams the pages?
I update my page from my iPhone 5, so the pictures are actually okay. It isn't a quality that is high as fuck, but they are okay, even on a bigger scale. On my page (if you ever choose to stalk me there) you will mostly find selfies. Yes, selfies. I am terrible at taking a lot of selfies and shamelessly posting them on instagram. I don't really know a lot of people who have a profile there, s it is kind of liberating just to post all my shit there. Admitted, far from all of my photos are actually good, or at least acceptable - but they are there now and that is it.
End of this post, with no meaning whatsoever.
Saturday, May 18, 2013
Mood swing
Hi guys!
Lately I have been having these super annoying (and confusing as he'll, to be honest) mood swings.. It annoys the crap out of me that my mood, without ant sort of "warning", just changes 180 degrees. It works both the good and the "bad" way around. I can go around and be a thundercloud ready to strike someone with my lightning, and then the smallest thing can cheer me up.
On the other half, I can be rainbows, butterflies and puppies - and then the slightest little element of annoyance will send me straight down in the deepest dungeons. Again, I have honestly no idea where this comes from (aside from the fact that I know it is my brain that is being a complete douchebag and realising extremely many mood controlling hormones....), and it frustrates me beyond belief that I don't know how to "fix" this!
If it was PMS or something like that, it would be easier to understand, and to handle - but it isn't, and even if it was, I never experience the "bitch time", as some of my male friends call it, I never have mood swings like this, I just die in a lot of pain - that's all.. This is might getting a little too private for some of you to handle, but you'll just have to handle it - I do ;-)
There are few thing I actually HATE in my life. One of the few things are being controlled by my body. I will try not to sound too bitchy here, but I am usually pretty good at controlling/handling (call it what you want) my body, even if I am in pain or am extremely uncomfortable. I "blame" (couldn't find the right word for this, because it isn't really a bad thing?) these skills on my somewhat ability to act. In drama you usually use a lot of body language, and you also learn to control your body quite well.
Being used to be in control of my body (and somewhat my mood, or at least camouflaging bad mood) also sort of triggers bad mood right now, because I get upset with myself when I can't control it like I am used to. I have told my parents that I am feeling on the edge right now, and that I quite easily gets upset and even angry, so that they know it is nothing personal. I hate being like this because I turn into somewhat a monster when I get really angry, and I just.... I hate it!
This is turning into something quite pathetic, but I just needed to get this off my chest, even if it is to some strangers on my blog - but that is what is here for, right? ;-) Today I "planning" on having a happy day, I have an amazing friend coming over in the afternoon, and tonight I am going to have a VHS (you know, the things with video on them, before the DVD's? Yeah, them!) marathon with two of my good friends, and we are going to watch all of our favourite childhood movies, it is going to be great!
Mood swings sucks balls! See ya!
Thursday, May 16, 2013
Le Truffles
Hi guys!
It looks like the jesusing "project" on this blog sort of helped. I got about 45 views yesterday, so I think it might be reliving- or something like that. Resurrected, that was the world I used yesterday. It is aliiiive! Mkay, I am running uot of goofy things to say here, so let's just skip to the next paragraph, should we?
Yesterday I made about 150 truffles! Yeah, that is a fuck lot of truffles! Don't worry, I am not going to eat them all by myself, I wouldn't dare to do that, even if they are delicious as fuck.. It is really a shame that they contain so much ew and fat, because they taste like fucking heaven, and I honestly think I could eat all of them, if it wasn't for the ammount of sugar, fat and E-numbers in them.
The reason for all the E-numbers, is the fact that the truffles are made from what I prefer to call "ew-cake". Ew-cake is a description for the already baked cake you can buy in supermarkets and places like that. You know the cake that you buy if you don't really want to spend any money, but have a craving for cake, or something like that. It's edible but it's not good.
I bought quite a lot of that ew-cake and mashed it through a meat grinder. Added raspberry jam, rum and almond essence and cocoa powder. Mix it all together and you have some de-freaking-lecious cake! There's no flour in this, so it can be quite sticky, but that is all part of the fun ;-) I have made these cakes a few times, and each time they have turned out fucking delicious (I apologize for all the swearing not really but this is serious business!).
So far everybody who have tasted my cakes has loved them! They aren't that big, so you get two pieces each, or what you want to call it when it is truffles?? Some of the guys from the A class tested them, some from my old class and generally just people I know, who I have found worthy of the truffles! Haha, that sounds SO weird!
Right now I am having the second out of two free periods - and I am boring my ass off! I have nothing to do (liar, you have about a bazillion things you could do... Like homework!), and I can't pull myself together to do anything at all. All the people in my class have media (the subject), you know a few of them, and I am just so bored off my ass. I think I have to pull myself together to do some homework, I have PE in the next block so i should probably get going. I will now.Done! See ya guys!
Tuesday, May 14, 2013
Jesusing
Hi guys!
Just so you guys know, this is not a post about anything religious or anything like that, so hold your holy firearms already - thank you! The title is not meant to offend anyone, so yeah.. Let's get this post going now that we have cleared that out!
It has been 10 days since I updated this blog. Holy fuck! I am actually sorry this time, since I have tried to update sooo many times, yet havent been able to pull myself together to do so. Sorry. That is why I will try to do the "jesusing". The act of jesusing is quite simple. As in the religion, where Jesus resurrects from the grave, you will try to resurrect something - in this case, what I am trying to resurrect is this blog!
10 days without posting, and there's still some active people on my blog, I am fucking impressed with you guys! For some reason you keep reading whatever I spill out, so I figured that I would keep posting instead of just letting the blog die. It has been a thing I have considered a few times when I have had a sort of writers block.
A few of my friends who reads this blog gt a bit upset with me when they found out that I was thinking of closing my blog down. I honestly can't see the big value of it, but it seems to be a great way to procrastinate and "escape" from boring classes. Oooor just a simple way to stalk me on an easier level than usual. I don't know what you are using this blog for, procrastination, entertainment of just creeping, it is fine - because I will be jesusing this blog, and it will not go down (yet).
I am to meet my mother down in town (rhymes, haha) in about 15 minutes, so I'll be going now!
Just so you guys know, this is not a post about anything religious or anything like that, so hold your holy firearms already - thank you! The title is not meant to offend anyone, so yeah.. Let's get this post going now that we have cleared that out!
It has been 10 days since I updated this blog. Holy fuck! I am actually sorry this time, since I have tried to update sooo many times, yet havent been able to pull myself together to do so. Sorry. That is why I will try to do the "jesusing". The act of jesusing is quite simple. As in the religion, where Jesus resurrects from the grave, you will try to resurrect something - in this case, what I am trying to resurrect is this blog!
10 days without posting, and there's still some active people on my blog, I am fucking impressed with you guys! For some reason you keep reading whatever I spill out, so I figured that I would keep posting instead of just letting the blog die. It has been a thing I have considered a few times when I have had a sort of writers block.
A few of my friends who reads this blog gt a bit upset with me when they found out that I was thinking of closing my blog down. I honestly can't see the big value of it, but it seems to be a great way to procrastinate and "escape" from boring classes. Oooor just a simple way to stalk me on an easier level than usual. I don't know what you are using this blog for, procrastination, entertainment of just creeping, it is fine - because I will be jesusing this blog, and it will not go down (yet).
I am to meet my mother down in town (rhymes, haha) in about 15 minutes, so I'll be going now!
Wednesday, May 8, 2013
Cargasm
Hi guys!
I know I haven't made a new post in a few days, yes I am a bad person and a horrible blogger - shame on me! But moving on, I found a picture of a Bugatti Ettore. This. Car. Is. Fucking. Sex. To. Your. Eyes! Seriously.. I know some of you might think it is flimsy and weird, but I can honestly say that I sort of moaned by the sight of it.. So without further comments, the Bugatti Ettore!
And I know the front grill might not be the prettiest in the entire world, but that aside this car is hot!
I know I haven't made a new post in a few days, yes I am a bad person and a horrible blogger - shame on me! But moving on, I found a picture of a Bugatti Ettore. This. Car. Is. Fucking. Sex. To. Your. Eyes! Seriously.. I know some of you might think it is flimsy and weird, but I can honestly say that I sort of moaned by the sight of it.. So without further comments, the Bugatti Ettore!
And I know the front grill might not be the prettiest in the entire world, but that aside this car is hot!
Monday, May 6, 2013
Video: Hi there strangers..
Hi guys!
Nothing too serious, just something where I feel the need to sort of apologize ;-)
Sorry for sound and quality.. Kisses
Nothing too serious, just something where I feel the need to sort of apologize ;-)
Sorry for sound and quality.. Kisses
Friday, May 3, 2013
WTF blueberries?!
Hi guys!
I found this on tumblr, and I just had to sort of repost it, I found this hilarious!
Well, technically they aren't truly blue. Nothing natural can be blue. They are actually a very perverse shade of purple. Just, you know busting this thing.. But is still fucking funny!
I found this on tumblr, and I just had to sort of repost it, I found this hilarious!
Well, technically they aren't truly blue. Nothing natural can be blue. They are actually a very perverse shade of purple. Just, you know busting this thing.. But is still fucking funny!
Thursday, May 2, 2013
In bed
Hi guys!
Right now I am laying in bed, and feeling like crap, which is really crap because I want to (and need) to go to school! The others in my class are right now having physics, and that is a subject that I really need to keep up in, since I have never felt physics has been my strong side. But instead of sitting in the classroom and being able to pay attention to what our teacher is saying, I am laying here - at home, in bed, barely able to make a grunting sound without my whole body aching.. It sucks!
I am kind of mad at myself for feeling like this, even though it isn't logical at all (but most of the things I do hardly are..), since I can't really do anything about it aside from laying as still as possible and waiting for the pain to go the fuck away. "But you are writing right now, shouldn't you be laying still?!".. I am laying still, but I am one of those people who can't just lay in bed and do nothing, it drives me absolutely mad!
So instead of going mad, I decided that some self-pity in the form of a complaining blog post would do the trick, and luckily for myself and my surroundings, it is! I am quite a weird person on my own, and if it was to get any worse, I think the world would collapse, as if you divided everything with zero (never do that!!). I am trying to turn down the self pity down a bit, I don't know how it is going? All I know is that I want to be in fucking school, not home and sick in bed!
Self pity took over again.. Sigh! I have had three days (today included) where I have just felt like shit about 70% of the time. One of the reasons that I hate being sick like this, is that I struggle to keep smiling and being happy when my body is working against me this much. I love laughing, being silly and making other people laugh, (and this is another sign that I might not be a totally normal human being...) so when I can't really do any of those things, I feel kind of depressed. It is like my brain is so used to all the endorphins being released by my brain every day, so when they aren't because I'm not laughing as much, I turn into a moody bitch - and I hate that!
So, so far this contains self pity, a little anger towards myself and some science-ish stuff. If you don't know what endorphins are I am sure that a quick google search will help you, because I doubt that I can explain it very well. I feel a little bit better, so I think my medication and the painkillers are starting to kick in, and hopefully I can go to school soon! Success!
Right now I am laying in bed, and feeling like crap, which is really crap because I want to (and need) to go to school! The others in my class are right now having physics, and that is a subject that I really need to keep up in, since I have never felt physics has been my strong side. But instead of sitting in the classroom and being able to pay attention to what our teacher is saying, I am laying here - at home, in bed, barely able to make a grunting sound without my whole body aching.. It sucks!
I am kind of mad at myself for feeling like this, even though it isn't logical at all (but most of the things I do hardly are..), since I can't really do anything about it aside from laying as still as possible and waiting for the pain to go the fuck away. "But you are writing right now, shouldn't you be laying still?!".. I am laying still, but I am one of those people who can't just lay in bed and do nothing, it drives me absolutely mad!
So instead of going mad, I decided that some self-pity in the form of a complaining blog post would do the trick, and luckily for myself and my surroundings, it is! I am quite a weird person on my own, and if it was to get any worse, I think the world would collapse, as if you divided everything with zero (never do that!!). I am trying to turn down the self pity down a bit, I don't know how it is going? All I know is that I want to be in fucking school, not home and sick in bed!
Self pity took over again.. Sigh! I have had three days (today included) where I have just felt like shit about 70% of the time. One of the reasons that I hate being sick like this, is that I struggle to keep smiling and being happy when my body is working against me this much. I love laughing, being silly and making other people laugh, (and this is another sign that I might not be a totally normal human being...) so when I can't really do any of those things, I feel kind of depressed. It is like my brain is so used to all the endorphins being released by my brain every day, so when they aren't because I'm not laughing as much, I turn into a moody bitch - and I hate that!
So, so far this contains self pity, a little anger towards myself and some science-ish stuff. If you don't know what endorphins are I am sure that a quick google search will help you, because I doubt that I can explain it very well. I feel a little bit better, so I think my medication and the painkillers are starting to kick in, and hopefully I can go to school soon! Success!
Wednesday, May 1, 2013
Stalker
Hi guys!
Have you ever had someone stalk you? Not just on the internet, like on facebook, twitter or whatever, but in the "good" old fashioned way in the real life. I have, and I think that is was one of the creepiest thing I have tried, like - ever! It wasn't really for a long time, it was 3 weeks. But in Germany.. Note that I don't live in Germany here, I was on a language trip for these 3 weeks, and during those - I had myself a stalker..
This guys somehow got my number, which was odd, since I didn't give it out to anyone I didn't know, and kept writing to me and asking me why I was where I was, and what I was doing. He never did anything to me, or came very near me he just followed me around and kept his distance. I never talked to him, and whenever I tried to come in contact with him in person, he kind of ran away. He honestly had good conditions for following me around, since he was on the trip as well.
After I got used to the fact that some dude followed me around (well, you don't really get used to it, but I think you know what I mean?), I just ignored it. Since he didn't do anything or said anything to me, I just ended up ignoring him. My friends thought he was extremely scary, and sort of wanted me to call either the police or at least the leaders on him. I didn't though, that would have been a bit harsh, since he didn't do anything...
The creepiest part was when he was just standing at a distance, and staring at me and the people I was with. I don't know if it is "normal" to know who your stalker is, but this one just creeped at a distance. And as mentioned before, I never found out what his name was, or which of the countries he was from. I guessing Spain or Italy, based on the way he looked.
I don't know how "normal" stalking is, but (luckily) this guy stopped texting me when the trip ended. I was really relieved, because I honestly don't know how to handle these things? I wouldn't be surprised if the guy found this blog somehow, even though I don't know how he should manage to do so?
It may seem weird to you that this post have been weird for me to write, but remembering all of those weird episodes from the trip has been... Well, weird - and even though the stalker dude didn't do anything, or ever spoke to me in person, I can't really recommend having a stalker, it is sort of exhausting to have someone follow you around almost everywhere you go. Ugh, this post is really long and confusing, I can't figure it out anymore, so I am just cutting it "short" here!
Have you ever had someone stalk you? Not just on the internet, like on facebook, twitter or whatever, but in the "good" old fashioned way in the real life. I have, and I think that is was one of the creepiest thing I have tried, like - ever! It wasn't really for a long time, it was 3 weeks. But in Germany.. Note that I don't live in Germany here, I was on a language trip for these 3 weeks, and during those - I had myself a stalker..
This guys somehow got my number, which was odd, since I didn't give it out to anyone I didn't know, and kept writing to me and asking me why I was where I was, and what I was doing. He never did anything to me, or came very near me he just followed me around and kept his distance. I never talked to him, and whenever I tried to come in contact with him in person, he kind of ran away. He honestly had good conditions for following me around, since he was on the trip as well.
After I got used to the fact that some dude followed me around (well, you don't really get used to it, but I think you know what I mean?), I just ignored it. Since he didn't do anything or said anything to me, I just ended up ignoring him. My friends thought he was extremely scary, and sort of wanted me to call either the police or at least the leaders on him. I didn't though, that would have been a bit harsh, since he didn't do anything...
The creepiest part was when he was just standing at a distance, and staring at me and the people I was with. I don't know if it is "normal" to know who your stalker is, but this one just creeped at a distance. And as mentioned before, I never found out what his name was, or which of the countries he was from. I guessing Spain or Italy, based on the way he looked.
I don't know how "normal" stalking is, but (luckily) this guy stopped texting me when the trip ended. I was really relieved, because I honestly don't know how to handle these things? I wouldn't be surprised if the guy found this blog somehow, even though I don't know how he should manage to do so?
It may seem weird to you that this post have been weird for me to write, but remembering all of those weird episodes from the trip has been... Well, weird - and even though the stalker dude didn't do anything, or ever spoke to me in person, I can't really recommend having a stalker, it is sort of exhausting to have someone follow you around almost everywhere you go. Ugh, this post is really long and confusing, I can't figure it out anymore, so I am just cutting it "short" here!
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